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PostSubject: FUNNY JOKES!!   Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:19 am

Chuck Norris doesn`t bowl strikes. He knocks one down and the other faint.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death; he defeats him fair and square.
Even google can't find Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris lost both of his legs in car accident, but managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris never won anything for his acting because he's not acting.
Chuch Norris' pulse is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris stared evil in the eye and it went into hiding.
When you say no one is perfect, Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris' car does't run on gas; it runs on fear.
When Chuck Norris does division there are no remainders.
Chuck Norris is the reason London Bridge is falling down.

Yo mama so big, when she jumps; there's an eclipse.
Yo mama so ugly she makes YOU look good.
Whenever yo mama wears a yellow jacket, people call to her ,"Taxi!".
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